11 Weeks - Optimus Lime

For my 11th birthday I got a Dairy Queen ice cream cake with a horse on it that said "Lucky 11"! I remember thinking I was so clever with that cute little rhyme. I have a Dr's check up, ultrasound and a couple blood tests this coming week to test for baby and mama health... needless to say I hope that "Lucky 11" holds and everything goes well. 

Compared to week 10 my mood has been a bit better (aka. not such a psycho hose beast).  To Andy's relief, looks like 1st tri hormones are settling down slightly. Granted I teared up at a MKR commercial (again), almost punched a hole in the library wall, and have a new found hatred for males wearing handmade capris. I don't care how hipster you think you are or how cool they are in your home country, for the love of god, give the midgets back their pants!

Baby is now the size of a lime and, unless it is a mini Joseph Stalin, all of the webbing between the toes and fingers should have receded by now. Nail beds continue to form and it still sports a 1:1 head to body ratio. 

I tried to take a bump photo but just looked gross and fat (and was embarrassed by the messy house). After a few loud door slams and restraining myself from smashing my phone, you are getting a blurry angry faced photo and pregnant guinea pig. Enjoy.

• How far along: 11 weeks
• Total weight gain: hard to tell... not much on the scale but feels like this: 

     (8 year old indian boy included)

• Maternity clothes? No, but going to look for a Bella Band (or similar) tomorrow 
• Stretch marks? No
• Sleep: Good... body feels sooo exhausted but head isn't that tired
• Best moment this week:  hmmm...pretty average week. got an awesome burger at Grilled... does that count? And Andy just texted me "yolo".
• Miss Anything? American food! (e.g., taco bell, Mrs Grass soup, Garden Burgers, crispy bacon, diner hash browns, breakfast sausage, Gardettos) and salad bars
• Movement: Heaps, but all stuff I'm about to throw up
• Food cravings: bacon
• Anything making you queasy or sick: looking at our bank account
• Gender: Have switched sides and now putting my bets on girl
• Labor Signs: No
• Symptoms: Bit of morning afternoon sickness, body is so exhausted after just walking home from school
• Belly Button: In
• Wedding rings: On
• Mood: Dear Neighbours: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO BLOW LEAVES AROUND EVERY FKING DAY ALL DAY? IF I HAD A SHOTGUN! Dear Mother Nature and my Blinds: AND THE WIND! SO LOUD! SHUT UP WIND! Dear Andy: DID YOU JUST SERIOUSLY LEAVE THE SARAN WRAP OUT AGAIN? Dear Guy on Bus: IT'S CALLED DEODORANT YOU SMELLY PIECE OF SHIT .... sorry, was good earlier this week. today... yeah not so much.
• Looking forward to: Eating BLT's and omelettes