Monday, 17 February 2014

Little socks and uterine fruit...


Told the folks (Geraghty and Affleck) this past weekend and they are already starting our baby collection! Maybe... just maybe... I had Andy buy me the zebra onesie, but seriously? Could I really pass that up? Thanks Grandma Straight and G-Affo for the good start to the baby bonds collection. How cute are baby socks?!?!?! 

I have my dating Ultra Sound on Thursday. Hoping to hear a heartbeat and get a more accurate age... I'm aiming for a berry of some sort or a sweet-pea based solely on the adorable and painless vision of giving birth to a baby blueberry. However, as this child grows, I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy comparing my growing womb to a cornucopia of obscure health foods. People go so far to find a fruit or veggie that fits the size of the growing child that they will pick any random fruit like a kumquat. What the hell is a kumquat? I've also seen a corn cob. Is that some perverted joke? Next it will be a durian. If I give birth to a durian I'm done. 




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